area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
sherlock giving a eulogy
Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120
“Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”
(What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?)
Aww I love this scene in the book I will definitely reb-what did you say!?
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
back when I first started doing photography I had the difficult task of asking all my subjects for their permission to use their image in a photograph. it wasn’t until I finally read the law books that I realized you don’t have to ask permission to take pictures of birds. birds don’t have the same legal rights as humans apparently. outrageous but true
This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen